Might and Matters
The Donald Strikes again!

The Donald Strikes again!

thefrogman:

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massage train

thefrogman:

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massage train

uncannybrettwhite:

heelerandthehound:

Oh my god. 

YEP still the funniest six seconds ever!

sneakers, not just a hobby.

justinkhoe:

smart-mouth:

theclearlydope:

He never checks his DMs btw. 
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Dammit Adventists. WHY? You know how most of the world sees us, and then you had to go and do something like this. Thanks for your healthy contribution, Spokane.

Rofl

justinkhoe:

smart-mouth:

theclearlydope:

He never checks his DMs btw. 

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Dammit Adventists. WHY? You know how most of the world sees us, and then you had to go and do something like this. Thanks for your healthy contribution, Spokane.

Rofl

tastefullyoffensive:

[mercworks]

fastcompany:

Ka-Pow: Watch These Fish Cannons Shoot Salmon Safely Over Dams

Salmon have serious swimming skills—some travel thousands of miles to return to their original homes to breed. But even though they can jump as high as 12 feet in the air, they can’t manage to get over massive concrete dams that we have built to block their journeys back to their homes. Now one new idea could give them a boost. The plan involves whisking the fish through a long vacuum tube at speeds up to 22 miles per hour and then shooting them out the other end like a cannon.

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Looks like something out of despicable me haha. Science meets fantasy. 

How I respond when people tell me I have a good vocabulary

How I respond when people tell me I have a good vocabulary

uncannybrettwhite:

joekeatinge:

laughterkey:

archiemcphee:

Hooray! It’s time once again to visit the Duck Fashion Show, where haute couture meets sassy waterfowl models. For the past 30 years Australian farmer Brian Harrington has been dressing up and showing off his Famous Ducks at the Fashionable Ducks Show, held during Sydney’s annual Royal Easter Show. Harrington works with a professional dressmaker who individually styles each duck in an impressively elaborate costume. The outfits range from day and evening wear, in both modern and period styles, to fancy bridal wear. Each year the beautifully dressed-up ducks waddle parade along a duck-sized runway before an enthusiastic crowd that numbers in the hundreds.

Visit Brian Harrington’s website to learn more about his fabulous Famous Ducks.

[via Design Taxi]

Hey Cates? adulthoodisokay? I think the universe is conspiring to give you birthday posts.

what

The pink one is sebsational's fave.

Wow.. Those outfits are so flattering!

tastefullyoffensive:

The salmon send their best assassin. [x]

"Biyaaaaaahhhhh!"- what I imagine the fish to be thinking..

tastefullyoffensive:

The salmon send their best assassin. [x]

"Biyaaaaaahhhhh!"- what I imagine the fish to be thinking..

tastefullyoffensive:

[halo77]

I live for these absurd animal adventures..

tastefullyoffensive:

[halo77]

I live for these absurd animal adventures..

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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that squint..

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

my goodness.

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

my goodness.

tastefullyoffensive:

Fruit Helmuts [weibo]